Arnie Johnson Tribute No. 26
Two more short ‘Arnie-isms’:
You know how some people would say goodbye with a warning to “Drive Safely” or “Be careful out there”? Arnie’s version was “Drive fast and take lots of chances.” I think it was because “Crunch all you want. We’ll make more” was already taken by Doritos and Jay Leno.
My favorite Arnie joke was: “Do you know why divorces are so expensive? Because they are worth it!” I didn’t know at the time how wise it was.